Happiness is Key

miindinz-11:

my life would be complete if i made it through this whole list

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— 20 hours ago with 203667 notes

gimmedatcreaturee:

kashuu:

how much does a hipster weigh?

an instagram

 

DYING

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— 1 day ago with 23905 notes
math test:a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test:the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test:explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
— 1 day ago with 99796 notes
flyabovetherest95:

Sometimes you just need to be alone…

flyabovetherest95:

Sometimes you just need to be alone…

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— 1 day ago with 59 notes
frostedbread:

pachydermous:

frostedbread:

pachydermous:

touchforsunrise:

dahowbbit:

tyleroakley:

Well, this is awkward.

Not in Suicide rate though XD Japan is #1 in that.

China is above us in CO2 emissions actually
~**discredited**~

i hope those plastic surgery numbers reflect cosmetic plastic surgeries, which include things like face lifts and botox, and not reconstructive surgeries, like skin graphs or burn treatments, which make up the majority of plastic surgeries
given that things like this are often misrepresentative of the facts though, i wouldnt doubt it
why would you put plastic surgeries up there with rapes and prisoners anyways, rich people being self-image-obsessed is kinda insignificant compared to the prison-industrial complex and rape culture

I looked at this thing and thought, there is no way the US is number one in rape. And I was right.
http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/cri_rap_percap-crime-rapes-per-capita

honestly rape statistics are pretty unreliable, given how many rapes go unreported and how some countries dont count non-male-on-female rapes as actual rapes (which is horrible and bad but eeeeeyup unsurprising)

still, there is no way in hell the US is number one, when there are countries like Sudan that consist of roving bands of armed criminals that arrive at villages, rape all the women, and burn everything to the ground

frostedbread:

pachydermous:

frostedbread:

pachydermous:

touchforsunrise:

dahowbbit:

tyleroakley:

Well, this is awkward.

Not in Suicide rate though XD Japan is #1 in that.

China is above us in CO2 emissions actually

~**discredited**~

i hope those plastic surgery numbers reflect cosmetic plastic surgeries, which include things like face lifts and botox, and not reconstructive surgeries, like skin graphs or burn treatments, which make up the majority of plastic surgeries

given that things like this are often misrepresentative of the facts though, i wouldnt doubt it

why would you put plastic surgeries up there with rapes and prisoners anyways, rich people being self-image-obsessed is kinda insignificant compared to the prison-industrial complex and rape culture

I looked at this thing and thought, there is no way the US is number one in rape. And I was right.

http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/cri_rap_percap-crime-rapes-per-capita

honestly rape statistics are pretty unreliable, given how many rapes go unreported and how some countries dont count non-male-on-female rapes as actual rapes (which is horrible and bad but eeeeeyup unsurprising)

still, there is no way in hell the US is number one, when there are countries like Sudan that consist of roving bands of armed criminals that arrive at villages, rape all the women, and burn everything to the ground

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— 2 days ago with 3946 notes
On the upside, I looked really cute today. :)
I think….

On the upside, I looked really cute today. :)

I think….

— 5 days ago with 4 notes
#selfie 

I KNOW AND EVERYONE EXPECTS YOU TO GO AND DO SOMETHING WONDERFUL BUT GUESS WHAT YOU’RE JUST A NORMAL PERSON

AND YOU CAN’T TAKE 18 AP CLASSES AND SCORE A PERFECT ON YOUR SAT AND TAKE FENCING AND PLAY THE DAMN OBOE AND GET INTO HONORS CHOIR AND DANCE A RUSSIAN BALLET AND ICE SKATE FOR 40 HOURS PER WEEK AND DO COMMUNITY SERVICE IN YOUR “FREE TIME” AND HAVE A NORMAL SOCIAL LIFE. YOU LITERALLY CAN’T.

I KNOW
AND NOT EVERYONE CAN START A COMPANY OR SAVE STARVING CHILDREN IN BOTSWANA AND LEARN TO SPEAK 20 LANGUAGES

AND PLAY VARSITY TENNIS AND WRITE A CONCIERTO AND STUDY ABROAD IN HIGH SCHOOL FOR ONE SEMESTER AND GET AN EARLY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO UC BERKELEY AND PLAY WITH YOUR COUSINS ON THE WEEKEND

AND HAVE 10 JOBS AND PLAY ALL THE VARSITY SPORTS IN YOUR SCHOOL WHILE MAINTAINING A 5.0 GPA ON A 4.0 SCALE AND BEING FAMOUS AND GENERALLY AWESOME

AND HAVING YOUR OWN TELEVISION SHOW AND ATTENDING RED CARPET EVENTS BUT STILL GETTING YOUR HOMEWORK DONE BY 11 PM AND GETTING 9 HOURS OF SLEEP EVEN THOUGH YOU SLEPT FROM 11:30 UNTIL 5:45

AND TRAVELING TO ANTARCTICA AND THE NORTH POLE ON EXPEDITIONS BECAUSE ANIMALS LOVE YOU AND BRINGING YOUR ZOO’S BABY ANIMALS TO GOOD MORNING AMERICA

AND NEVER MISSING A DAY OF SCHOOL
AND NEVER GETTING SICK
EVER
AND BEING PRETTY

GRRRR THAT MAKES IT WORSE WHEN THEY’RE PRETTY

AND HAVE A BOYFRIEND

AND IS BEST FRIENDS WITH ALL THE TEACHERS IN THE SCHOOL AND ADMINISTRATORS TOO
YES A NICE LONG-TERM BOYFRIEND THAT IS PERFECT TOO
UGH

AND IS NICE
I HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE PERFECT AND NICE THAT YOU CAN’T HATE

I KNOW IT’S THE WORST
IF THEY’RE PERFECT BUT BITCHES THAN IT’S ALL GOOD
IF THEY’RE PERFECT AND NICE
BLEH

— 5 days ago with 1 note
#LIFE  #TEENAGER  #HIGH SCHOOL  #EXPECTATIONS  #COLLEGE  #STRESS